Yeah Ned, Thanks and merry Xmas to you an’ all too.
Come 2010, after a few shenanigans in 09, I don’t know what I’ll do?
Bin a funny year; Geoffrey Yunipingi takes Europe by storm.
Outside there is the biggest snowfall, no one knows the form;
The whole country is under a cloud, we’ve heard from many so loud,
Warming is gonna take us, sink a heap of islands and kill a whole crowd.
Santa’s sleigh has been seen over the border at height
Between Columbia and Venezuela my, what a sight.
Then Monckton and co have put the ice on the head of the IPCC
Front up to the music they say or we’ll have you by the turnouts you’ll see.
No word of retribution as yet for the one, whose name rhymes with bore,
Maybe they’ll drill him as well and get right to the core.
There may be light in the NT as it’s just been announced,
That the brand new air-med show is ready to be bounced.
Roll up your sleeves, pick up a sharp pencil, and get ready to quote
You never know who will turn up ready to go for broke.
Life goes on, drought and fire one minute, flood and cyclone the bloody next
Graded line and back burn, or shovel and four wheel drive, I’m off the freezer chest.
Cheers Tet