hhmmmm
But then how will I enjoy watching the idiot pose when the Captain switches off the seatbelt sign?
Idiot pose = the weird contortion stance demonstrated by those not sitting in the aisle seat who feel the need to undo the buckle and stand up straight away. Thereby twisting the neck and trying to appear relaxed whilst looking like an absolute tool.
Try watching it next time you "patiently" wait to get off the plane!