Pirates wanted...
Do you have your Sea Transport Pirates License? Where have you Pirated before and what is the largest type on your License?
Anything smaller than the Black Pearl wont suffice and can you come back to us when you have a 1000hrs on type and 500hrs ORS (on rough seas).Type rated Candidates with Multi Sail Experience will be given preference.
Remuneration package: Loads of bucks or death
Health benefits once out on the ocean: None (unless your surname is Phelps)
Must be willing to relocate to the second "Arshloch von die weldt"/District 10
Please contact us at "Pirates of the Indian" for further distressful information or go and work on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean IIIIIII for a first-hand feel of what you are letting yourself in for.... (without Keira Knightley)
Your Captain,
Jackismail Mohammad Sparrowimaradin