Captain S, it may be scurrilous but can you recollect the last time any MEP had a double engine failure that, at very least, didn't have some form of pilot contribution?
And I thought I had a crap memory.....
Airbus A320 double engine failure, landed in the Hudson not very long ago
Boeing 777 double engine failure, landed just short of the runway at LHR, also not so very long ago....