Having tried all possible options available to get in to Qantas and being universally unsuccessful, it is becoming apparent to me that I need some sort of leverage in order to crack the golden nut.
John Travolta is a world famous movie star and was able to use that power to convice HRH Geoff Dixon to give him a start date. Now, I'm no hollywood celebrity, but perhaps if I sent in my home-made porn (legend in my own bedroom) I might stand a chance.
I can see it now: "2daddies Does Jet Base".
Or maybe not................................
