Once saw the scratches on a Bucc leading edge where they had taken out the VHF whip aerial on a SAM cabin.
Then there was the Agressor on the tail, being tracked on Red Steer and visually by the AEO through the periscope - crank on 60 degrees bank, close throttles and bung out high drag airbrake. Agressor suddenly getting a faceful of delta metal rapidly coming to a standstill. Got slightly unnerved and breaks off the attack...