Sorry don't know who you are referring to
Aww, come on Mr. C, you've been quite creative up until now. Let me offer you the evidence:
Firstly - your middle name's Earle isn't it? So Captain Earle would be a logical choice of name.
Secondly - your location in UAE. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you split your time between the UK and the UAE.
Finally, and perhaps most telling of all - we received a call from someone in your office at 0845 on the 9th December asking exactly the same question that you made in your first glorious post with some 7 hours later (almost word for word). He received the same answer as we're giving you.
I could go on...........