Yeah mate, but I wasn't the one flying it, was I? I never actually got to clean that thing anyway. It was so brand-spanking new I felt unclean even standing next to it, let alone touching it. I was terrified truck wash would just strip off all the beautiful shiny new paint.
By the way, thanks for just revealing my identity to all the folk up here in Darwin. Thankfully, this thread is so fcuking boring I doubt any of them will read it.