Why on earth are you so astonished?
After all you are proudly serving your master Leo/Mol, so I think being a proud member of a worker's union is much less peculiar than your predicament!
However, as I sense that conversing with you about anything is completely pointless and an utter waste of my valuable time and because I have completely lost hope in getting a sensible reply about the fantastic ruinair/BRK remuneration opportunities, I 'll leave it to you to think about it for a while.
Who knows you might even come up with a plausible version, although I won't lose any sleep over it!
The truth often hurts but believe me it is the key to seeing the light!