(I see I may have touched a nerve as evidenced by your strong (too strong?) denials!

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Being the season of good will I'll let that pass
tailstrike!
(Plenty of evidence out there to support my claim of being hetrosexual, I'm happy to say!

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I can see it would be difficult as far as CDs etc go but I'm guessing it would only operate with Flash/memory sticks, if indeed it ever operates.