Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Probably because their headsets were attached
Why is abbreviation such a long word? To get the point across about the need to abbreviate
What colour does a smurf go when you choke it? Green if you leave it long enough
When a cow laughs, does milk go up it's nose? No, don't be silly
What do they use to ship styrofoam? Nothing, it won't break, why protect it?!
How do they get teflon to stick to the frypan? They first apply a sticky molecule that helps the teflon stick!
Why are people vetted and animals doctored? Two different things, how can you compare them?! To be vetted is to be examined, to be doctored is to be medically treated!
Why do american drive through ATMs have braille on the keypads? For the purpose of common parts
There we go, all cleared up!!
...Sorry, couldn't help myself