Why can't the plane land with the window shades down or the tray table down? Linked to the landing gear or flaps are they?
Ah... you were watching the comedy festival the other night, weren't you.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What colour does a smurf go when you choke it?
When a cow laughs, does milk go up it's nose?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
How do they get teflon to stick to the frypan?
Why are people vetted and animals doctored?
Why do american drive through ATMs have braille on the keypads?
