Well, this thread has got to two pages in a day, so it's obvious what everyone's interests really are.
Just has a thought though. When a woman gets out of a helicopter, people look around for the pilot. So maybe if I had black trousers, tie, four stripes, white gloves, shiny shoes, badge saying Helicopter Pilot...nah, they'd still ask me in amazement: "Oh, do you fly helicopters?"