Sorry, just fell off my chair laughing!!! LOOK, there are no depths, no humiliations, no stupid contracts that pilots will not sign themselves up for!! The day we allowed ourselves to be conned by the airlines for "paying to fly" type employment, instead of the old fair system of bonding, was the day we gave up all hope of a decent lifestyle. There is a neverending stream of wannabes lining up outside my employers head office with open cheque books.
Just goes to show, turkeys DO vote for Christmas!! LOL