Heard on The Shawbury station Tannoy in the late '80s...
Following the morning crash alarm test instead of:
"end of test, end of broadcast"
it was:
"end of test, end of breakfast"
We tended to have a constant barrage of fire alarms, normally in the storage hangars, but this was different:
"Fire, fire, fire, A fire has been reported in the Guardroom <pause whilst this sunk in> Sh!t that's here!"