South coast,
That one was doing the rounds about a month ago. Heard it whilst in the US on last tour and it really cheered me up. As I said, hopefully just a rumour. Looking at the daily averages there may be some truth in it. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
btw I am not in the habit of making things like that up just for the fun of it. It's my living as well.
Now where's that tube of glue.....