Maybe "Just The Farce" is living in one of "those" states where public displays of affection are legalized...
I've had many F/A's on my flights who suscribed to the "alternate" lifestyle, and never had a problem....However, I don't think I've ever met a crewmember on my airplane who is so "outgoing"....
Even the US Military has the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy...Maybe "Just the Farce" should consider what his "bidding buddy" is making him type on the Prune before he pushes the send key...