Captain's defense with ALPO at his side.
"Hurt my knee countering the effects of "P" factor on my last 767 flight
... had surgery. Lots of pain after the operation
. Took pain pills to kill the pain
. Guess I popped one one too many pain pills before the flight
!!! Please... put me in rehab
!!!"
Need to keep the job since the old ESOP account went to just about zero
!
Hmmm since the company office is moving to the Sears aka Willis Towers in Chicago... I wonder if I can get a discount on my Hager Pants with a my UAL ID
?