I mean c'mon "Smoking a Fag" could get you the death penalty in Texas
Absolutely hilarious
You have a good point about being positive and having a good sense of humor. Sure does go a long way to a better personal QOL. IfI remember correctly there is an airline assessment question that asks "Do you always feel that someone is out to get you?" and it seems to me this is where they're trying to figure out how well you'll mesh with everybody else.