I have the answer!
Forget em both!!!
Apply to be cabin crew - You won't be rich, you won't be in total command, all the chicks won't fancy you, you won't drive flash cars, and you'll struggle to get a mortgage.
BUT! You get first dibs and the two f's (food and females)
(thinks.....)
Oh my god!!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Good luck - and for what it's worth and from someone who's been an employer themselves - what Blueeagle says about the interviewers looking for candidates makes a lot of sense. If I was an employer CAPTAIN on a CV looks a lot better. You can also put it in front of your name on your application to your next job!!! You don't have to be the best - just stand out from the rest. (Believe me it works!!!)