I disagree with the former gentleman's opinion Muppet.
You are a Muppet.
If you want to find out local conditions with the intention of being a 'local' ask one of your 'cousins'.
This is a rumour site; not a fact site.
Apply to Emirates and ask them!
Once you get employed what are you going to say when asked your nationality with a UAE passport? British? Deny the nationality of the hand that feeds you?
I bet you do.
Unless you desire to live in a #@^% hole for the rest of your life and wear funny clothes, be a man and join like the rest of us do with your head held high knowing we maintain the moral high ground, and can and will return to our own beautiful green countries when it suits us; countries in which you can buy pork and alcohol at the local store and there are no loud speakers keeping you awake 5 times or more a day.
And where there are Labour laws and employee representation.