Having rolled through (or over?) bmibaby & Regional over the last few weeks the SS panzer division will launch it's final assult on bmi mainline soon, the classic pincer movement (divide and rule) has left the old guard looking isolated and bloated.
The troops manning fortress LHR keep chanting the same mantra, you can't sack us cos were part of the union, well not whilst you've got your crappy little Embraers in LHR cos the scope claus ses so!!
It will cost them a fortune to get rid of us so you might as well keep stumping up £3m a week, the chant goes, if it was that easy to over run our union NT & co would have done it years ago, anyway we are number 1 at LHR now, it ses so on the way in??
No other airline offers so much space on an A319 with just a dozen passengers you have lots of room to move about, so were all right, got it!! we just need to get rid of the trashy, low rent, bast*rd airline that is know as bmibaby with its scum like passengers and crews and our worries are over, the proper well dressed high rolling passenger will flood back to us, safe in the knowledge that ever flight crewed by two Captains and a cabin crew ratio of 3 passengers for each crew memeber and free collection from home anywhere in the UK in a Merc and a quadzillion Diamond club miles thrown in, we know were safe cos PS said it was so!!!!
Back into the books for my 330 course