Gentlemen, and here we have "gruntus thickias" the desert rat, not renowned for it's intelligence, but as you see, having succesfully negotiated our preformed wooden maze is about to attempt it's final task...
Or
The American soldier, born and bred on Budweiser, that light malty beer that resembles making love in a boat, yes it's F**King close to water, attempts to drink a real beer, that will make the hairs on the back of his neck literally stand to attention...
Or