Lets bring this one to life again.
Wife walks into the living room where her husband is sitting and watching TV and says to him "Get your lazy a*se of the sofa and fix the kitchen sink, its broken!".
He replies "I'm no friggin plumber, go fix it yourself!"
The day after when her husband comes home from work, she tells him that she had a plumber over to fix the sink.
"When the plumber was done I told him that, as a payment he had the choice of either having sex with me on the kitchen table or have me bake him a cake" the wife said.
"So" the husband says "What kind of cake did you bake for the poor guy?"
"Cake?" the wife shouts "I'm no friggin baker!"