Keef: 'Jimtherev - you seem to have the same "client base" I do. Mine's Diocese of Chelmsford, Southend area.'
Mine's Norf London non-conformist - much smaller than yours, by the sound of it... but persistent and determined to make the same mistake more than once. Got to admire that.
And resourceful, too. I've never before yesterday met anyone who could trash a motherboard by installing a modem. Still don't understand that one. to be continued, I expect...