I'd never seen a copy of this magazine before today and agree that, after 20 minutes, I was almost asleep. The difference between this rubbish and the hallowed crash comic of old is that the latter was written by people with real experience, who knew how to communicate with us in our language. I suspect that the latest publication from ATSB suffers from a lack of experience and an intent to protect their backsides.
Seems to be much easier to use lots of big words to say nothing. Maybe they reckon it makes them sound knowledgeable?