HR is handled by Mr T. Winky.
Requirements must include the ability to mumble in a confusing and unintelligible manner whilst saying nothing, leap about looking active whilst achieving absolutely nothing and have a positive outlook with no sense of the impending doom hurtling towards you. Applicants must also be able to handle the large docile creatures hopelessly hopping about in the working environment. Standing vacantly staring at the sun grinning is an added bonus though not essential.
No aviation background or flying experience is necessary for this role. Candidates should not expect to receive a reply if unsuccessful.
Sincerely yours,
Mr L. Laa.
Teletubbie Land.