Well I guess if you really want to work with teletubbies or dare I say, work for muppets, you could always go back to your old job oop north, but that would probably require a frontal lobotomy!
The governor knows what i'm on about. He has to fly with a muppet of the highest order tomorrow. Just as well he has a sense of humour!
He'll need it.
As for green grass? You kidding? The power stations and refineries stain it all black up here.
Ever thought about air ambulance in Iraq?