The pilot I went up with wouldn't be a problem. Once he'd made a mess of things I'd take over, flick us back into straight and level, perform a lovely cuban 8 with a Pugachev's cobra to finish things off, then gently touch down to a hero's reception from the large crowd I'd inadvertantly been performing for.
*wakes up*
...........You both make valid points. I will check the pilot is 'suitable,' as it were.