Things I wish I HAD said.........
Not RAF related, but amuses me..............
Police Officer goes into a house to take a statement on a ropey housing estate followed by the well known Police Dog breed, German Shephard.
During said statement, the German Shephard sniffs around until it it eventually arches it's back and has a dump in the corner of the room.
Nobody says anything.
When statement is completed, the Police Officer begins to leave when the house owner says 'Aren't you going to take your dog with you?'
'My dog?, I thought it was your dog...........................!'
Strange, but true.