Right.
Every last one of you is a conniving, ungrateful, spineless, scruffy, unpolished, spoiled, argumentative GIT! And what's more, you're now poor! As you now can't afford to bribe us enough to tell you you're a wonderful pilot and your mother loves you really, and we therefore can't afford to bribe the airline beancounters enough to employ you (and, believe me, it takes a
lot of money to do that), I think you should all sod off and become plumbers.
I think my friend WWW
might have a training deal that would interest you......... Oh, by the way - he might not give you any help looking for a job afterwards.
Just thought I'd let you know.
