About 2 years ago Dublin appeared to be doing Laptops Out but Heathrow was not.
As I was doing the route once a week or more then, one morning I went out through Heathrow and got Substantial Bollocking #1 for "wasting people's time" as I was taking my laptop out of its bag. It was snatched from me when half out and rammed back in again.
At Dublin that evening on the return, as I waited to enquire if they were to be in or out, I received Substantial Bollocking #2 for not having it out already "when you must know" .......