RAFC Cranwell, No 1 Graduate Entry (allegedly) (1970?)
Day one of flying training, 1 Sqn, well known Prince of Welsh variety turns up slightly earlier than planned to find said sqn manned only by the cleaner, one J*hnny Nayl*r.
"Oh, who's in charge here?" quoth PoW
"I was, till you got 'ere.." came the reply.