Flight TT567 out of Hobart was cancelled after a flight attendant became ill, and no replacement staff were available.
Oh God... flight canceled because of a flight attendant?
Are they running out of cabin crew?
They can hire me!!!
“Unfortunately we do not have a crew base in Hobart and so no replacement was available (and) we need a certain amount of cabin crew to fly each flight by law.”
Oh... too bad for me then...