I'll post later ... when I'm up to it.
(For the guy who suggested it was a 'good night down the pub'- quick answer:
Probably ... but the pub is too far away (250 yards) and the beer is (at present') "Streng Verboten!"
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Not a huge problem ... had an accident and I'm taking 'sweeties' (prescribed by the doc) which have me parked semi-permanently on another planet.
Daren't drink (the doc [my friend] suggested he'd buy me flowers if I did) and anyway, I can't walk that far