Innuendo? - Well, I know we're a part of the EU, but what do Italian suppositories have to do with this thread?
Manuel, I am impressed - (a bit like the suppositories I suppose). I used to fly with some Italian FOs and a colleague and I spoke 'perfect' Italian to them by just adding a vowel to the end of every wordio.
Perfecto mia amico - see (THIS is the result of a grammar school education - the ability to communicate effortlessly with Messrs All and Sundry).
Take careio