I am on VS23 on Sunday and DEMAND that I be moved up to First Class! Can't be doing with all that economy nightmare.
I am rich but I am too tight to pay for a proper ticket so I will willing sleep with any of the female crew to pay for the upgrade, (after all most of the Virgin crew are hot so the chance of a minger is pretty slim!), and I mean it's the only chance you trolley dollies have of bedding a stud like me and if you are really nice to me I ll even let you call me Mr. X instead of Sir.
Oh and I ll try not to embarass you by telling everyone I only paid £450 to be there as opposed to the £2k they paid. I'll not shout too much when I don't get served first or my tea is a bit stewed.
I trust I can watch some hardcore BDSM movies on my laptop whilst sipping the complimentary champers?
HTC
YES I POST IN JEST!!!!
