Commanders are taught that the absolute best way to improve morale is to formally chair an all-squadron, enlisted meeting with guards conspicuously posted at all doors and tell everyone that ‘this or that’ has now been deemed ‘Classified’ and then read off the penalties authorized should anyone discuss or divulge ‘this or that’ to anyone outside the squadron, including family.
So, when you let them in on a little secret like: ‘there are civilians spies who would die and/or are paid BIG bucks to know how the V-22 is doing’ or: ‘the enemy is all around this base and they look and dress like us’, and then you top it off with the BIGGIE (for Air Force or Navy enlisted) and order: “All enlisted personnel will requalify within 10 days with weapons” (cameras authorized at the range for the John Wayne photos).
Almost immediately, morale, production, military appearance and bearing improves.
The Air Force is notorious for this type of motivation especially when it comes to ‘this or that’ piece of aircraft equipment that’s been declassified by other services for years. (civilians use cash or job loss as a motivator) Yep, all show, no go. It’s in their mindset, so it is no surprise when you ask an airman particulars about the V-22 that they stick their chest out blowing the “it’s classified” smokescreen.Besides, asking such silly questions might make them late for a photo op alongside some weapon system they can say proves “they’re in the fight” to the hand-wringing folks back home.
Seen it, heard it and participated in this type scam but I can’t give you any more info because it’s, well, you know…