I like this
Tritanic and Tristarasaurus Rex are lovely new words for me. In a spirit of reconciliation, I'd dare merge the two into Trtanasaurus Rex.
If one gets legal, the ticket is a contract, so both parties have to "perform": carrier has to get SLF from A to B; SLF has to let itself be moved from A to B.
Then there's intuition. It was nice to see Puglilistic Animus ask, out of character for his pseudo), "where are you?" For a given issue in one place, you call in the anti-terrorist unit and in the next place, you just kick out the door and party pooper in the same gesture.
Security, yes? It's great when it works, but it looks awfully ridiculous when applied with strict disregard for common sense and intuition.