Spongebathbob please stop being so pedantic and rediculous. If you are a pilot {which I doubt} surely you would know how many engines your aircraft has and where they are! I fly a 4 engine aircraft and I know I have 2 under each wing. You would think that would be covered on the first lesson on your technical lectures. Besides calling the engines by number is far more professional as opposed to "left" and "right". This is a ridiculous point made by you considering the nature of this thread.
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