Well Ed, if you dont make it as a controller, Im pretty sure there would be a career for you as a writer.
That is by far the most enetertaining rejection post by a considerable margin. Its good you havent given up (or plumped for the penis pump btw) - I failed on my first attempt and am starting on the Aero course in January, so it is possible.
Read, learn, practise and come back next year ready to knock their socks off.