My deepest and sincere apologies to all orangutans and to intelligentpilot for falsely posting that Hainan and HKA management are of the same intelligence to that of an orangutan.
If you could find an ameba that feasts off the puss that grows from the fungus that sprouted from the effluence from a swine flu virus, then you'd be getting closer to the calibure of HKA and Hainan managment