If Panorama have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find him (which the BBC can) - maybe you can hire: - Jeremy Paxman !
with apologies to a bunch of 1980s ex-US Army soldiers convicted for a crime they did not commit and who subsequently drove around in a black van
davidjohnson6 thanks for the post, it was excellent made me laugh-great sense of humour!
EI-BUD