"By the way, the "Victor Cockpit Visibility" thread makes interesting reading if you have not seen it"
Being bo**oc*ed without mercy by a 543 sdn pilot for leaving a windscreen "smeary" is a memory that remains with me nearly 40 years after the event.
"It's like looking through a f*****g letter box at the best of times." Quoth he.
At another Victor place, and being an ectomorph (apparently) I was "privileged" to be chosen to crawl inside the fuel tanks on occasions to look for cladosporium resinae. A suitable penance I can assure you.