QRH for PPrune ORG-836/ Forums / Flaming or Trolling:
"SAA should be privatised/ make a profit/ stand on their own two feet/ not be ruled by creative accounting"
Condition:
A topic regarding SAA has been posted, and various mauled to death arguments are being thrashed even more, like the dead horses they are.
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* Set FAIL switch to AUTO.
Choose 1:
* You work for SAA:
- Relentlessly bash those complaining, no matter the logic. Accuse
them of 'just being jealous because they didn't make selection.'
WARNING! - The above step is vital, and no SAA bashing thread can
progress without it!
* You do not work for SAA:
- Agree wholeheartedly, adding that SAA are a bunch of losers in
general.
NOTE - It is important to bait any SAA crew enough to get them
to feel that you actually, deep down, just want to be in SAA, really.
* If AUTOFAIL does not function, start getting personal.
WARNING! - Do not under any circumstances somehow bring the topic of old ballies like SL or any other SAA heavs into the topic. Loss of life/ severe injury could result.
NOTE: This checklist CANNOT be completed.
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