I own an apology to the software. It will go onto two computers, but will not allow two users.
It insists on its
database being on C despite installing on D

That's really annoying.
Hee hee...I tried an IBM one years ago. A little kid we were looking after watched and unfortunately listened to my efforts.
"The cat sat on the mat. Oh, bollox!...the Man had a red convertible car. Oh, bollocks!! etc., etc..
The thing was, that the Bollox came out perfectly, while the rest was nonsense.
Don't worry about the kid, it was already his favorite word and I'd caught it off him.