KaptainM,
Most problems you lot encounter during your operational CARREER, we engineers could automate a solution for. The mentioned rapid decompress, could be solved with an input to the A/P.
We are ALL indispencible, Loaders, Redcaps, ATC, F/A's, Engineers, Fuelers ETC, ETC, if any group was expendible, it would not exist in todays aviation industry.
So stop whining, and support your local baggage handler.
Best regards and fly safely,
Doc