C'mon, people... get real. Let's take this step by step.
You're aviatiors, right? So you know from your own experience that every story on aviation in every tabloid newspaper in the UK is always wrong, right?
I'll let you into a secret - almost every story on almost every subject in almost every newspaper is equally wrong almost all the time.
This one is wrong, too. They made it up. It's bollocks. But hell, who's gonna sue?
Let's have less of this charitable belief in the scribblings of scoundrels - especially when you use it as a basis on which to fly off the handle.