I´m currently on holiday with Mrs 37 and we´ve found a little bar/cafeteria where we enjoy a couple of wines before heading off for dinner in our hotel. This bar is next door to a small Chinese restaurant which does a buffet on the patio for €8. Last night a couple sat down there, no nationalities mentioned. He was at least 25 stones (125Kgs) and his good lady not a lot less. Could have been a medical condition they shared I thought, might as well give them the benefit of the doubt. As Mrs 37 and I were leaving after about 20 minutes the pair in question were on their fourth plateful, and not small ones at that. The thought of being sat next to this pair or,God forbid, between them, would make me suicidal. As it was, the restaurant owner was close to falling on his sword.
It was a great relief to know they were definitely not on the same return flight as us as they certainly did not live in the same country.
