How about shorts and a tattoo on yer knee
UsedtoFly: I believe the current terminology would be "LOL"? Nice one.
SandBagSteve: there is lots of advice above, but how about
: next time you find yourself sat in the cafe drinking coffee and waiting for the weather to clear, why not spend a few minutes learning the checklists? That way you reduce the on-board clutter and you don't look such a tw@t when you climb out.